diedholdinghands: secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to this is the most accurate post i’ve ever seen
canny wait to see my baby
waterfallfish: I really wanna go on a cute date where we go to an aquarium and get ice cream and hold hands and just enjoy each other’s company and also look at fish bc they’re cool as fuck
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
meowbella: IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn
hommos: ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
sodamnrelatable: omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
hating on life
friend: how far have you gone with a boy
me: in miles or kilometers
scootyshabooty: I just sit here sometimes like wow sexism is still a thing the fact that sexism was ever a thing it just it’s beyond me a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’ i don’t get how that happens